What movies have not aged well?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

From Russia With Love

Why do people turn a blind eye to bad behaviour if someone is very good looking? Whereas if someone is ugly, they get harshly judged for everything?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Goldfinger

What would happen if the Soviet Union had simply annexed Manchuria after World War 2 or kept it independent as a puppet state allied them and separate from China as China was too weak too oppose it anyway?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Live and Let Die

Has Pope Francis signed a document that gay men can now become priests?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How could Trump, with his deplorable garbage supporters, manage to win an election?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

You Only Live Twice

How do you write a letter to your uncle who sent you money for your birthday outfit?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Octopussy

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why don’t people want the American Dream anymore - marriage, kids, a dog, and the white picket fence?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Is the Shia claim true that Imam Ali was born inside the Kaaba?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

A View to a Kill

-”Ah so!”

How will Israelis respond to someone claiming that anti-Zionism is not anti-Semitism, in the same way as anti-feminism not being misogyny and opposing same-sex marriage not being homophobia?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Diamonds Are Forever

Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-J W Pepper

The Man with the Golden Gun